Mis-worded headlines

By Lisa on January 20, 2003 11:25 AM | silly funny stuff | Permalink | Comments (2)

From a mailing list I'm on...

"Lebanon Will Try Bombing Suspects"
"Officials Warn Clams, Oysters Can Carry Virus"
"Man Shoots Neighbor with Machete"
"Stripper Resents Exposure"
"Multiple-Personality Rapist Sentenced to Two Life Terms"
"Retired Priest to Marry Springsteen"
"Defendant's Speech Ends in Long Sentence"
"Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni"
"19 Feet Broken in Pole Vault"
"Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy"
"Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters"
"Terminal Smog on Lethal"
"Cause of Aids Found--Scientists"
"Police Kill Man with TV Tuner"
"Milk Drinkers Are Turning to Powder"
"Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung"
"Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan"
"Council to Examine Impotant Problems"
"Literarcy Week Observed"
"Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff"
"Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped"
"Large Church Plans Collapse"
"Britain Inches Grudgingly Towards Metric System"