Humor
[From a mailing list - not a real life experience.]
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his own sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Dallas Cowboys."
And they say blondes are dumb.
[From a mailing list - not a real life experience.]





Cute!
That sounds like something Mike would say!
Oh for the cowboys shirt, you use the "shred and destroy" setting with lots of bleach
heh. Theresa made me laugh as hard as Brad's comment!
oh my god thats sad! kind of like one of our night guys at work that do backups. when there is a problem with a system he calls the person responsible for it.
him: "theres an error on the screen"
me: "ok, do this, this and this"
him: "hang on.... ok i did it"
me: "whats in front of you now"
him: "the telephone"
me: "i'll be there in a few minutes"