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[From a mailing list - not a real life experience.]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his own sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "Dallas Cowboys."

And they say blondes are dumb.

[From a mailing list - not a real life experience.]

5 Comments

Christine said:

That sounds like something Mike would say!

theresa said:

Oh for the cowboys shirt, you use the "shred and destroy" setting with lots of bleach

Susan said:

heh. Theresa made me laugh as hard as Brad's comment!

jay said:

oh my god thats sad! kind of like one of our night guys at work that do backups. when there is a problem with a system he calls the person responsible for it.

him: "theres an error on the screen"
me: "ok, do this, this and this"
him: "hang on.... ok i did it"
me: "whats in front of you now"
him: "the telephone"
me: "i'll be there in a few minutes"

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