Hormone Hostage
[From a friend]
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
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Here, have some chocolate.
It's not that time, but you're welcome to come make dinner.
I love it! That was so me last week!
Haha, I'm printing this out and keeping a copy in my wallet next to a bar of chocolate. Just in case.
hee hee, pass the chocolate!!
But that doesn't have to be a Hormone Hostage Card. Chocolate works for me any day of the week!
Mmmm...chocolate. 
LOL!
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
*gives some chocolate to his wife*
ah yes, chocolate - the cornerstone of a happy relationship!
Have some chocolate anyway.
You've been tagged! Love ya.
Get me a plane ticket and Ill be your personal assistant. Ill cook you dinner, get you tea, play with the pets, and ALWAYS compliment you and tell you that you are #1!!! I only charge a small fee :-D
heh, my husband showed me this. Cute! And oh so true!