Batch of quotes

There were some entertaining quotes in my Quotes of the Day feed today...

"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way."
—Mark Twain

"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home."
—David Frost

"Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both."
—John Andrew Holmes