Light bulb joke

Question: How many subscribers to a web email list does it take to change a light bulb?

Answers:

• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
• 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
• 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
• 6 to argue over whether it's "light bulb" or "light bulb" ...
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
• 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
• 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
• 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
• 44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
• 2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy
• 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
• 43 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"
• 1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months later and start the whole thing all over again!!!!!!