Quotable

"How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children"
Lewis B. Frumkes

"There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee."
Lester J. Pourciau

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
Fred Allen

"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
E. V. Lucas