Cat quotes

By Lisa on March 10, 2004 9:05 PM | quotes | Permalink | Comments (4)

Stolen from Susan...

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1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." — Bruce Graham

2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." — Unknown

3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." — Anonymous

4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." — Jeff Valdez

5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." — English proverb

6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." — Ellen Perry Berkeley

7. "One cat just leads to another." — Ernest Hemingway

8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message - and get back to you later." — Mary Bly

9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." — Joseph Wood Krutch

10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." — Faith Resnick

11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." — Anonymous

12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." — Hippolyte Taine

13. "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." — Unknown

14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." — Albert Schweitzer

15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." — Ernest Menaul

16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." — Colette

18. "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." — Missy Dizick

19. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." — Colonial American proverb

20. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." — Joseph Wood Krutch

21. "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

22. "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."

23. "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."

24. Send this to your friends and family but only IF it's OK with the CAT.

4 Comments

Yeonsang said:

This is hilarious.... Did you see the movie 'Cats & Dogs'? I just saw this last weekend with my kids and the words on you blog just meminded me the scenes..... Yes, cats are smarter but puppies are cute, aren't they?

March 10, 2004 9:58 PM

Lisa said:

That was a fun movie. I love all of our animals (most of the time). Having a puppy was a brand new thing for me, but he's such a cutie that I'm glad we got him. The cats would probably vote otherwise though. Good thing they can't talk back.