Quotable
They're starting this new thing at work soon. Instead of showing random quotes from philosophers, they're going to display quotes from employees.
Anyone want to dream up some quotes for us to keep around for when they ask my group?
"With room for twenty words or less, witty, funny — and succinct — answers are encouraged. Keep in mind the Corporate Communications team reserves the right to edit responses, if necessary."





My Uncle Bob used to get his "sayings" published in the Evansville, IN, newspaper when he worked for Whirlpool. I am slowly (and poorly!) compiling them in a webpage, but maybe these will give you some ideas: