The name meme

Seen on LJ...

If you call me Lisa, you're almost anyone.
If you call me Liser, you're probably my co-workers from my job in Maryland or my family members who live in NY.
If you call me Lisa Lisa, you're Nasty Bastard Mike.
If you call me Isa (pronounced "eeeeeesa"), then you're Mikael (a little boy I used to babysit).
If you call me Jasra or Jas, you either met me through IRC or LJ.
If you call me Lee, you don't know me well and will be corrected.
If you call me Lis (pronounced "lease"), then you're one of those special people.
If you call me Miss Lisa, you're CaseyMae or Colee (my friend's kidlets).
If you call me Mrs. Wilson, you're probably a telemarketer.

My niece isn't old enough to talk yet, but at some point she'll call me Aunt Lisa.

(update)
If you call me Lisa Locks, you're Simon.