Dear Abby letters

Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity, bad language and violence on my VCR?

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Dear Abby: I have a man I just never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

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Dear Abby: I am a twenty-three year old, liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting very expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

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Dear Abby: I suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

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Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

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Dear Abby: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

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Dear Abby: My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour, every week, for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

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Dear Abby: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until, one night, he came home sober.

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Dear Abby: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

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Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

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Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor.