SMS silliness

I was at work tonight and got an SMS message...

(him) This isn't a regular text message; oh no! It's so much more, it's a virtual *HUG*

(me, something like) Ooh, that's cool. [at which point I see that there are preset messages and pick...] Can you pick up the kids?

(him) Shit! We have kids?

(me) (cocktail glass) + (cocktail glass) = kids