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Recent Study
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men [referred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T". Examples of those days are as follows: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thanksgiving, Thaturday, Thunday.

Another Recent Survey
Another recent survey was conducted also to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night. Here are the survey results:
5% said it was to get a glass of water
12% said it was to go to the bathroom
83% said it was to go home