Questions that need answers...

[In honor of all of the snow outside here in Boston, here's some humor. Happily, I was already planning on staying at the hotel until tomorrow and with the snow, so are a lot of other people.]

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

4. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

5. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

6. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

7. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

8. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

9. Why do the Alphabet song and ! Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

10. Stop singing and read on..........

11. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

12. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

13. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

14. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?