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Not word of the day material — at least not yet. Each year the Washington Post comes up with a list of words from the dictionary that by adding, or subtracting, or changing one letter result in a new word and definition. Here are this year's.

Bozone [n] — The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Cashtration [n] — The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti [n] — Vandalism spray painted very-very high.

Sarchasm [n]— The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte [v]— To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis [n]— Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis [n]— A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon [n]— It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, you know, a serious matter.

Decafalon [n]— The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido [v]— All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect [n]— The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit [n]—The frantic dance performed just after you've accidently walked through a spider web.

Caterpallor [n]— The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you are eating.