The Seven Dwarves of PMS

Well, I don't remember where I found this link this morning, but I'm sharing it anyway. Hopefully I'll remember. I found the links at Says Me!

The Seven Dwarfs of PMS

For twenty one to twenty eight days, they hide in the dark recesses of our mind/uteri. Men, co-workers, and children unaware of these ticking timebombs are usually the first innocent victims once these hounds from Hell are unleashed.

Bloaty rears his ugly head on the first day. Jeans that once fit nicely now have zippers refusing to close. Elastic waistbands are tested to their maximum stretch, leaving reddened stripes on the protruding waists and bellies. For centuries, women have battled this particular dwarf with little or no relief until the invention of Midol. And fat pants.

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