Silly stuff from a humor mailing list

QUESTIONS WITH NO GOOD ANSWERS

# A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

# Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

# If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

# Does fuzzy logic tickle?

# If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

# I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

# How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

# I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

# If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?

# If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

# Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

# I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

# Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

# What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

# What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

# If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

# Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?

# Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

# Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

# Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

# Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

# Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

# Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

# Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

# Whatever happened to Absorbine Senior?