25 signs you have grown up
I got this email from Sooz and decided to post it here because some of the things are wrong (and funny) for me...
> 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
Nope, they are only alive looking when they're fake. 
[The live ones are kept at work so someone else will help keep them alive.]
> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
Yup.
> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
Only because I took all of the random booze to Gina's bbq -- before that I had more booze because I'm lousy about grocery shopping. A friend said it looks like a bachelor's fridge.
> 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
Begrudgingly.
> 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
Hm... nope.
> 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
When I used to watch tv randomly, yes. Now with Tivo, no. 
> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
Some and some.
> 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
29 plus 9 holidays right now.
> 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
If it's a nice sweater.
> 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
ha!
> 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
I'll let you know after I live closer to them.
> 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
I drive by one every day so I know.
> 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
Yeah, that's true.
> 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
Cat and yeah.
> 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Nope, favorite place to nap!
> 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
Nope, 2 hrs max on the weekend.
> 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
It is?
> 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM now severely upsets, rather than settles, your stomach.
Yes
> 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
Ha, I never had to buy pregnancy tests and only recently bought condoms.
> 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
Ick.
> 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
Nope!
> 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
I never drank much to begin with.
> 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
HA!
> 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
Nah, it's more a social thing vs something while watching TV.
> 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
I win.
Good Causes
Silly Stuff
The weather in Boston
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