Ah, Woot!

The people at Woot! are hysterical!

You’ve clamored for it in forum posts. You’ve angrily demanded it in anonymous letters to our homes. You’ve dreamt about it in your, uh, dreams. It’s not burnished orichalcum chainmail, Blue Oyster Cult, or block of concrete. It’s the bonafide Bag O’ Crap, and here’s how it works.

ACHTUNG! Somebody misunderstands this concept every time, so please READ THE BIG PRINT:

1. WHEN YOU ORDER THIS ITEM, YOU’LL GET ONE BAG WITH (up to) THREE CRAPS IN IT.

2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SELECTING THE QUANTITY OF THREE WHEN YOU ORDER.

3. YOU WILL WASTE FREIGHT IF YOU ORDER FEWER THAN THREE.