Unlikely phrases from real phrasebooks
They Thought You'd Say This: Unlikely phrases from real phrasebooks
by Mark Rosenfelder
[Link from Sean]
Berlitz Portuguese for Travellers
Why are you laughing?
Porque está a rir?
Must I swallow them whole?
Devo engoli-los inteiros?
Say It In Swedish 1979
Have you something more attractively furnished?
Har Ni något som är trevligare möblerat?
Clean and set this wig.
Vill Ni tvätta och lägga den här peruken?





I have some french quotes that are a riot from here
Too many favorites to list, but how's this one?
[i]"Would you stop spitting on me while you're talking!"[/i]
[b]"Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!"[/b]
(voo - lay voo se - say de me cra - shay de - su pen - dan que voo parl - ay)