Short and sweet

By Lisa on June 19, 2006 11:13 PM | silly funny stuff | Permalink | Comments (2)

[from a humor mailing list]

I dialed a number and got the following recording:? "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life.? Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make."
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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.