Life cycle

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead. And get it out of the way!

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, and then you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, yo u become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[This was from the humor list I'm on... I googled about to see who said it, but all I've found out is that it wasn't Andy Rooney or George Carlin.]