Scott Adams' post of the day: Restroom Automation
I remember my excitement the first time I saw a restroom faucet with a motion detector. It was like magic. I just waved my hand in front of the sensor and water spat forth. It was like the food replicator on the Star Ship Enterprise, but Version 1.0 that only produces cooty water.Eventually the soap dispenser caught up. That was less exciting for two reasons: 1) It was just copying the water faucet, and 2) It is exactly how I imagine it would feel if a bird pooped on my hand.
Go read the rest to learn about Autopee. Don't drink while you're reading though. I won't be responsible if you spit your drink out.
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And that's just about when I decided I should bill you for a replacement keyboard. Oh, wait! You wrote a disclaimer!
Damn. I'm screwed.
I win!
Haha...that is awesome!
OH MY GOD, FUNNY!! Mr. Adams does have that habit of putting weird and naughty images in ones' head... Ack! X(