iBoob

Sun Jun 3, 2007 10:39 pm (PST)

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[from a humor list I'm on]